Dear Sir, I am writing this letter to describe the ......... I've been having with one of your products.

Finally I want someone to come and cut my grass at your .......... Yours faithfully, Herb Grass.

 To begin with I would like to take ......... over the name itself.

 I am referring to your lawnmower ......... in the catalogue as 'Supercut'.

 'Cut' I should have thought was an essential ......... of any lawnmower.

What I would like you to do is to pay me ......... my money and take 'Supercut' away.

'Super' to my mind suggests ........., which it does not possess.

 ......... the grass was flat but it was still as long as when I had started.

The first time I tried to use it, your lawnmower simply ......... over the grass but did not cut it.

Unfortunately this does not ......... to 'Supercut'.